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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Onion Flavored Condoms




In support of the house bill 4110 or the Reproductive Health Bill, I shall brief you with a variation of the most loved contraceptive: the CONDOM.




"...the review of laws and policies shall include the following
areas:
a. population, reproductive health, and family planning;
b. contraception;
c. abortion;
d. HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmissible infections;
e. Harmful traditional practices affecting reproductive health;
f. Rape and other sexual violence,
g. Marriage and family law; and
h. Reproductive rights of adolescents..."


And here are a couple of new products :




AMPALAYA FLAVORED CONDOMS

The bitter gourd or ampalaya is a great flavor for the err, ...yeah. you can get better results in contraception using this type of condom. so next time you err... do, choose the ampalaya condom!



ONION FLAVORED CONDOMS


The humble onion will not only relax you during err.... okay. It will also touch your soul and bring you to tears out of ecstasy. For total contraception and enjoyment, use the onion condom!



GINGER FLAVORED CONDOMS
 
This condom will surely make your voice better especially if you. uhh, yeah. So if you're looking for spicy sweet fun, go for the ginger condom.







other flavors: durian and garlic flavored condoms. Enjoy!

7 replies. CLICK! to reply:

Anonymous said...

You can do a squash flavored condom too!!!

dan~gee~rous said...

how about garlic or wasabe falvored condoms?

Anonymous said...

I like the onion condoms!!! tears oput of ecstasy? haha. i can't stop laughing. you kind of mispelled the "hhumble" onion. go go povertyphone! make us laugh.... great post

GeTzzz.... said...

nowadays, there are just new things invented in this field .....funny to see that ampalaya one...

Unknown said...

hey there, something interesting in your blog huh.. awesome. sulong for premarital sex and clean sex.. hehehehehe

Carl Paolo said...

@ Getzzz... go ampalaya! @tim yeah protected sex

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